I found a stick!
Oh look! There's a pile of dirt. Let's play.
And play some more.
Uh oh, it's all over my hands!
That's ok - I'll just wipe it in my hair!
And all over my pants...
This just goes to prove that I can't guarantee your child will go home clean after a session with me. If it makes it any better, I got pretty dirty too! ;)